I feel safer! Now I can get a job!

I recently went to an event with an open bar setup where rich/pretend rich people were. They, naturally, had the “pretty” young women with lots of cleavage, short shorts, and thin bodies working each area serving drinks.

It was perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Exactly. It better not be on the Madonna level of tribute they tried. BET got it right.

Always invite D’Angelo.

I will SET THINGS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite part:

I went to public school in a very small town in southern West Virginia in the 80s. And while that may sound like a nightmare, there are so many teachers that stand out in my mind from kindergarten all the way up to high school. I feel fortunate that not only were awesome teachers on staff during those years but that…

As long as the kids are safe from bears, that’s all that matters.

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Trump: Making SNL Great Again!

I love this movie too much.

People in Phoenix enjoying an asshole on stage while also behaving like assholes? Checks out.

I was already happy seeing how much fun he was having. Reading that he had to give all of that up for 8 years made the happy even deeper.

Will it require the father to then raise the child? Provide the woman compensation for being an incubator against her will? Anything?

What the actual fuck?!?!

So, if all I can do is one - two at the moment, I shouldn’t say “Fuck it, I can’t” but, instead say “Fuck it, this is what I can do, but I’ll get better!”

I can 100% see it totally splintering off into many different directions, like the Tea Party from the GOP.

Sure, let’s just ignore the groups that have actually caused more death in our country. That makes perfect sense. Perfect. Sense.

It’s sad that you feel that disconnected from your church. I have many friends that are Christians that have gone through the process of having to find a new church and it was an emotional thing for them so I’m sorry you and your sisters are experiencing that now. There ARE churches out there that you’ll feel more…