theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

As a fellow Subaru driver, what kind of people we are? It used to be hippy car, now it’s everyone’s car, due to price and reliability and it’s like driving a tank in a show. 

Yeah, those people who like reliable and inexpensive cars with AWD. THOSE people.

So, what’s Rob up to these days? 

Clearly you weren’t a teenager in the ‘90s. It’s been over 20 years, and no, they haven’t. 

Nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to attack Tiegen with the hope that she will respond and make you famous. And you’re jeopardizing another woman’s career in the process? This poor writer has been through enough—I read the Business Insider article about her and other BIPOC staff’s mistreatment at Bon Appetit.

oh no, someone who wrote a celebrity puff piece got offered a more secure job during an uncertain time. Truly, will journalistic ethics ever recover?

Nearly every celebrity profile in a magazine is there for the purposes of promotion for their newest movie/show, album, book, or passion project. This symbiotic relationship between publication and celebrity is not new.

Yeah, it’s not like she made her Secretary of Education or Attorney General. We’ll see how the journo likes being a chore whore.

So why did Marie Claire still publish the story, if it knew that its credibility could be compromised by a writer accepting an offer from her subject before the story went to print? 

Ivanka thinks she’s all that just because she bought herself a chin.

Oh look, another book by one of Trump’s cronies who was outraged by his behaviour but obviously not enough so to actually do something about it while they still had their job. 

Not shocked

I’m old enough to have watched the Thomas-Hill hearings live. I remember thinking Clarence Thomas was clearly a very skeevy dude, and I wished he wasn’t the nominee. Know what I don’t remember? Being mad at Joe Biden.

yeah, a bit like “boomer”, which is applied to people older than 25.

Because, in 2016, the vast majority of people underestimated the threat Donald Trump posed and didn’t think he’d seriously become the President.

I WASN’T INSPIRED

Yeah, but nowadays, seemingly every recipe I read begins with a 5 paragraph life story of the recipe writer. 

I’m Team Believe in Science but I’m also Team That Does Not Trust the Trump Administration.

Yuuuuup. If a vaccine gets released by known liars through a corner-cutting process, I am definitely not lining up to get it on day one. We’ll see how the early adopters are doing after two weeks of supposed immunity.

According to Facebook scientist, Bill Gates developed a vaccine before he ever started spreading Covid-19 via 5G. He will make millions injecting people with his vaccine that contains Satan’s tracking chip.