theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

Pardon the expression, but in spite of all the football TV ad tough talk this really is a nation full of whiny pussies. “I can’t stand in waist-deep water with three hundred goobers! My freedom!”...the rest of the world must be cringing with disgust.

and you can’t help but feel like you’re steeping in a medley of questionable body odor and grime.

The next couple of weeks are going to be very interesting as a lot of these MAH FREEDOM types all over the country get sick and some will die.

A full bush helps prevent it, but that’s apparently out of style now....

Watch the news, local and national, where most Americans receive everything they ever hear about this guy. They never report anything like this. Nothing about deranged tweets. Maybe a benign quote here and there. They are failing us spectacularly.

Or, stop looking at my fucking crotch.  

Remember, these are people whose ancestors were kicked out of Europe for being too prudish.

This. Cameltoe is fucking uncomfortable. Even if I’m wearing leggins with a top long enough to cover my crotch, I don’t want a seam wedging between my labia. I don’t buy leggings unless there’s a crotch gusset. Lack of one just tells me the brand is cheap and doesn’t give a shit about the wearer’s comfort. But that

Twitter/Jack Dorsey have been absolutely appalling in their response to this. Her grieving parents and widower are being re-traumatized while twitter shrugs . It is disgusting that Trump gets to use his power to manipulate her memory, meanwhile those who actually have a claim to her memory stand by helplessly.

What happens?  Not a fucking thing.  Twitter did nothing and Trump doubled down.  Fuck them both.

Does she actually understand what she did wrong? Because it feels like she’s missing it. It wasn’t that she called the police in a situation where it was a judgement call. It was that she literally used calling the police as a threat, the unspoken part of which was, They’ll believe me long before they believe you, and

Because no other Karen calling the cops on a black man video without a dog has gone viral before?

The only thing that surprises me about this story is how Trump still manages to have a 44% approval rating.

we can care about both... 

Americans are bizarre.

That’s not the worst apology I’ve ever seen (low bar), but the bit about her privilege blinding her to the fact that for some other groups the police are not just a benign protection agency is patent bullshit. She makes a point of saying to this guy that she is going to call the police and tell them an “African

I just feel bad for actual people named Karen. My cousin is an elementary school teacher just living her life and being a good person, but now her name is equated with these assholes.

Can we expect a follow-up piece on ‘moose knuckle?’

This is disgusting and racist. I hope the reaction makes this woman seriously reevaluate her choices.

Not when it’s someone putting the rest of us in danger. |Typhoid frigging Mary comes into the store, we’re gonna say shit.