theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

Hawaii was definitely a turning point, but I don’t think people felt more fake at that point . . . just drunker. I feel like that was the season that MTV really discover that keeping the cast liquored up all the time changed the dynamic. But the cast members still felt like real people for the most part, just real

Same. It was really the last year where it seemed like the cast members were real people, out to have this experience, rather than to get famous. Every year after that was purely people there to get famous, none of them seemed like real people.  I actually think the next season, Hawaii, was the last one I watched and

You have done the Lord’s Work, Tracy. Seattle was probably one of my last seasons of truly being in love with the Real World.

I happened to see this extremely bad take. It was incredibly frustrating and disturbing. I want to quote a different commenter, who has some academic experience in these matters. This is from Arnheim:

Does it goes “fooomm” when you turn it on?

Damp toilet paper? Please keep that to yourself.

Sometimes celebs wear the same outfit over and over so that any paparazzi shots have less value. This might not be happening with Brad though.

In middle school, someone carved “jizz” into the bleachers where we sat while waiting for lunch. If anyone ever sat there, they got teased for “sitting in the jizz.” 

They do innovate, they sell an 8 pack for the same price as the previous 12.

I personally thought it was Shailene Woodley but am accepting suggestions in the comments below!

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

I am waiting for Harry to have his lunch interrupted because he has to take a call from his good friend, Michelle Obama.

The first question at the next White House Briefing (if there is another one) should be “President Trump said he would only hire the best”, and now he is calling his first Secretary of State dumb as a rock. Did President Trump not hire the best, or is his former Secretary of State really dumb as a rock? If the former,

Raise your hand if you remember being in this exact situation at one point or another with an older guy, and didn’t know how to communicate your lack of interest because youre EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. 

I’ve been in the same job for 20 years (as an attorney) and I’ve seen it all. You’ve got to play the long game. Let this one go, but prepare yourself for the next go-around. When you put your work out there, make sure everyone knows it’s yours and be the boss of that work. Keep looking over your shoulder for the P-A

Just popping in to say I agree with you on the nose-picking ok bye

Celine Dion is a gift of joy: a mega-superstar who doesn’t care what anyone thinks about them. But where some people like this are rude and brittle (Madonna), Celine seems like she truly enjoys her life and every person she comes into contact with. God bless her crazy, screwy heart.

Runner up is The Blouse Barn, the hilariously awful clothing shop from Schitt’s Creek.