I feel like Too Faced Cosmetics could still keep her on.

Lori to the judge:

Totally feasible.

Yeah, I feel like Jezebel gets really judgy sometimes when people don’t know every pop culture reference.

I’m in my 40’s, I’ve been following the R Kelly story for what feels like years. I don’t listen to R Kelly, and I’ve made a point of not pulling up his songs even out of curiosity. I do know ‘ I believe I can fly’ but only from Space Jam. I learned it was an R Kelly song literally yesterday.

I’ll give it to Tiffany (or as her dad calls her, Whatsherface). She’s stayed right the fuck out of it.

Ben Affleck is nearing the end of his metamorphosis into Joey Fatone

I can’t even be excited for this. All Cohen is going to do is reinforce what we already know about Trump. Even if he presents anything new, it will make the rounds in the news cycle for a day and then everyone will move on in this vicious cycle where this orange turd faces no repercussions at all.

I don’t have a problem with people being overweight, but I do get annoyed when people insist that there is nothing wrong with being fat. The more fat you have on your body, the more prone your body is to disease and inflammation and the shorter your life will likely be. Certainly, shaming people for being fat is not…

Remember when you could log in to kinja on your phone and stay logged in for more than a couple hours without having to log in again?

The real news here is that Ellen Degeneres is 60. Good god her skin is amazing!

I’m so ashamed that when I read the name of the location I thought “Isn’t that where Balki was from*?”

I have an emerging feeling of gratitude for you, goddess! The things you say to people here have helped me with perspective-y stuff, more than you know.

Let gratitude emerge. You don’t have to beat yourself up chasing it.

Is anybody else sick of being asked what wonderful, special plans they have for the holidays? My partner and I live alone, and both of our families are in other states. He doesn’t talk to his family at all. My family is across the country and is mostly toxic, so I do not see them for holidays. We don’t have friends…

Good evening everyone. Love this community. Smart, bright and compassionate people. I’m really grateful for all of you.

Oh my love, I’m so sorry you are going through this. I understand the depression and the not being able to afford the most basic things, I’m also in the same position. But please look at everything you have coped with, you are strong. I wish I could send you money to help but I struggle so much myself. All I can offer…

Hi.

Nadya Suleman was clearly someone who wasn’t “all there” and that was part of the media’s obsession with her. She was “irresponsible” and “crazy” but Michelle Duggar getting pregnant until she died/until she couldn’t be pregnant anymore was a wholesome narrative about self-sufficiency and “personal accountability”

YOU GUYS. I’m working a late night event tonight but my executive director just told me Michelle Obama might be visiting us!!! She’s in town for a book reading(?) which I couldn’t get tickets to, as I was working. Fingers crossed!