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That definitely sounds like something that might be glossed over for the sake of “teen audience appeal,” considering how eager fans were to embrace Snape as a Good Guy. Speaking of which, he had more than a little bit of Nice Guy Syndrome going on, eh? Ironically, of course, since he wasn’t ever actually “nice,” but…

Kalief Browder’s story is a nightmare. Good on Annabella Sciorra for tying together the strings of racism, sexism and classism that hold up our (in)justice system.

The whole situation is petty, but....

Naw, that kid actually has pores.

I never realized before today that Rich is actually the baby from Twilight.

I am from the Great White North, and I was taught never to put anything that has been out in the world (and pawed by who-knows-how-many filthy humans) on my body without washing it first. So I don’t think it’s just a southern thing; many people of my acquaintance observe the same rule.

The tag thing embarrasses me not because of my size (XL/1X, depending on brand!) and not because of the cost (high or low) but because it tells EVERYONE that I did NOT wash my item before wearing it and my momma would KILL me if she ever found out I was doing that. It’s been drilled into my brain or something. I feel…

...all of whom pronounced my name like it rhymed with “telly”...

Bad for business. The Royal family is a cash cow for tourism. Gut them and they’re a rich man’s Canada.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

or his beard(s).

I don’t think much about his wig.

“I don’t know much about it. I try to keep people equal. I’m a citizen of the globe. Division is a dangerous thing.”

Are you the guy in the background, Don Jr., the woman barely in frame, or the coffee cup?

I swear by this product.

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.