theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

Daily washer here. My wavy/curly hair gets greasy looking about 1.5 days after washing.

A miscarried fetus gets disposed of as medical waste (or flushed, depending if you are in a medical facility), as would an aborted fetus. I’m pretty sure your grandma would not qualify as medical waste.

It was definitely real! I am 39, so my early 1980s memories are fuzzy, but I absolutely remember those segments.

Fellow Old checking in. I forgot all about “Up Close and Personal”!

He willingly left a map behind, had no compass, and was unfamiliar with the terrain and weather of the area. That’s incompetence. I am a backpacker and know that incompetence could very well lead to terrible outcomes pretty damn quickly, and that's on proper trails like the AT or PCT. I'm not even talking about the

I read the book, never saw the movie, but love me some Into the Wild soundtrack (Eddie Vedder <3 ). I completely agree with your assessment.

J Crew Factory is even worse quality than regular J Crew. If you think traditional J Crew cardigans and tissue Ts don’t hold up well, just wait until the first wash of their Factory items.

J Crew Factory is even worse quality than regular J Crew. If you think traditional J Crew cardigans and tissue Ts

I donate to my local food bank, the regional food bank that also runs lots of community support programs. Planned Parenthood, and a local animal rescue.

Tracee Ellis Ross has amazing hair!

Same (but not Scandinavian). Only the truly lucky have a consistent curl pattern. I’ve got loose curls, waves, and a patch that’s almost straight. Humidity is the only thing that consistently helps my hair to curl semi-well.

Wow, I never thought of that. This may be a game changer!

I remember reading years ago that he invested in real estate with his boy band and Newlyweds money and made out very well. I can't remember what I ate for dinner last night but I can retain information on Nuck Lachey. Go figure.

I look at it as fashion rules change, not as kids these days not knowing any better (I am 39, for the record. A fellow Old.). Black is a completely acceptable wedding color in 2016. Just as there was a time when it was unacceptable for women to wear pants, for pearls to be clutched if someone’s purse didn’t match

Wow, you’re not kidding. A Mormon murderer with an MBA who is fluent in French? Not who I expected to see as a “most wanted.”

Agreed on the romper. However black is super common at all weddings, including summer weddings, in the northeast (NY, NJ, CT and MA, anyway).

I’m a frequent flier and hear of many people using a Xanax and alcohol combo in order to get themselves on a plane. I’m not sure I’d go as far as saying that particular combo is common but it certainly isn’t rare by any means.

There is a story here and I bet it’s delicious. Does this mean Kelly is as unhinged as Danielle? We need the Gawker investigative team on this, stat.

Eating gazpacho is like having at cold watery salsa with a spoon. Hard pass.

You mean #korrections

Holy shit. What is wrong with his face? That is the stuff nightmares are made of.