theamericanbanter
TheAmericanBanter
theamericanbanter

I just want to thank Arsene Wenger for his terrible man management, playing Oxlade-Chamberlain out of position and letting him run down his contract, making him a bargain at £35 million.

I’m sorry you didn’t understand the point the movie tried to make, as evidence by your complaint about the “female villains invariably being half-naked and eroticized”, but that’s hardly a failure of the movie when millions of others got it. Maybe you didn’t pay attention at key points of the movie?

Lingard and Rashford are both cromulent attacking right-sided players.

So he can play in Germany vs Bayern Munich and Schalke and Champions League teams...or he can play against Swansea and Newcastle’s U21 teams? That’s not really much of a choice if he wants to improve vs tough competition.

Exactly. He goes and fucks up Pulisic too, and he goes straight to the top of the Armenian-American soccer fan shit-list. Please believe the eight of us can make your life miserable.

Want the voice of the people to be heard in Washington, three simple steps:

Well, because of the proposed changes to the rules for tipping, if you are a service worker that receives tips your employer can force you to hand over that money and not give it back. That would be one decrease in your pay.

For those who have 401K options as part of their benefits package, the changes to the rules

Well if you’re a tipped employee, and you have to start pooling tips, that then can be distributed to your employer... Pretty sure your paycheck will be smaller.

If you’re a salaried employee who makes more than $23,660 per year but less than $46,476 and work overtime. Your paycheck will be smaller. Pretty easy to see

If you lived in Poland, circa 1939, you could have Hitler or you could have Stalin.

I’m in a fairly metropolitan area, so I do indeed have a choice of ISPs. According to the map, I can stick with Verizon, or I can switch to Comcast.

Who will you be saying “we told you so” to, though? The people who voted against net neutrality aren’t going to be surprised by any negative effects for consumers and most citizens supported net neutrality. The naivete here is thinking that there’s a large swath of people who oppose net neutrality who’ll be surprised

Meh... That’s an old saw. Not playing 24/7 from the age of 8 on isn’t what keeps US kids back.

I get my dopamine hits from Gizmodo, i09 and Lifehacker.

C’mon, we all know the way to save an Ohio team from a cynical relocation plot is for the players to put a life-size cardboard cutout of the owner with tearaway clothing in the locker room.

#1 I never mentioned domestic violence, just that Hope Solo can fight.

Well, she could certainly beat everyone else in the election in a fist fight. Or a bar fight. Really any fight that involves up close and personal physical violence. What I’m saying is, I want to see Hope Solo punch someone out.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Bob, you could have told somebody.

Thanks United States electorate for nominating a reality TV star and a person under an FBI investigation as the best choices for what is considered the most important position in the world.