I too trust my telemarketer to fix my teeth

I thought it was funny how my wife slaved over seating arrangements for a full day. Then I looked at how she did my side, asked her if I could handle that, and divvied that up in about 15 minutes like England drawing borders on an African map.

Is that really baked zucchini at that point tho? That’s like vegetable lasagna more than baked zucchini.

It was a 3-6-1 and was used as an example in Soccer for Dummies of what not to use as a coach.

Two Worlds, One Cup.

All of US Soccer and MLS is giant grift designed to funnel money to MLS owners. It is literally nothing more than that. USSF does not give a fuck about getting better or developing talent to trying to one day win the World Cup. All it cares about is profitability of SUM. It’s a decrepit, corrupt shithole that needs to…

“Well, U.S. soccer’s not broken.”

I’m not sure which logo you’re referring to. The new one is pretty inoffensive, and the old logo is the greatest logo in sports world history.

The Crew should have just kept the worst logo in sports. No one would have wanted the team then.

Video replay is terrible. Period. In every single freaking sport it sucks. Why anyone would want to introduce it to a new one is beyond me. The point of sports is to be entertained, not to achieve objective truth. If the ref rules the ball out, and the replay shows it’s not, I’ll complain about it with my friends…

Counterpoint: replay is good, and has not “poisoned” American sports. Because getting the right call on a key play is worth a minute or two of our lives.

It’s 2017. Of course the guy with a horseshoe up his ass blames Luck.

Fall to where exactly? Sure they’re obviously better with KDB in, but just how “bad” do you think City are with out him?

What title contender can afford an injury to their holding mid? Kante, Matic would both cripple their teams. Spurs probably could, with Dier, Wanyama and I suppose Winks. Takes Busquets out of Barca or Casemiro out of Madrid and their title chances are dented.

As a United supporter, I’m thrilled to see City getting the sports blog equivalent of a needle in a voodoo doll - the stamp of invulnerability from Billy.

At least we will have the biggest stadium in the Championship.

No one is saying that West Ham and Moyes are necessarily doomed here.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.