It’s pretty amazing how many people in Chicago think that there is an ‘n’ in Trubisky’s name.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

Deadspin is jealous something funny came out of Barstool and is desperate to discredit.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

right, you think milwaukee would be perfect for FIFA since they’d need to build a brand new soccer stadium specific stadium for the event, use it for 3 games, then never use it again.

I just hope somebody has a sense of humor and schedules the US for a game at Azteca.

He’s still resting after coming back on defense. In 2007. Once.

Keep building our attack around Jozy. It’s only been 9 years that we’ve been waiting for it to work. Just gotta be patient.

Pictured: The USMNT, and the team that could beat them.

I don’t think it would be good for the US to lose. If they don’t qualify, the World Cup gets cancelled and that isn’t fair to the other countries who made it.

This team is so sketchy that they’ll probably incur two losses to Trinidad & Tobago.

Oh, it’s more than that. Plus, who can explain the vagaries and whims of emotional neediness?

and whats up with innings...we should call them outings that is so much more fun

Because not everyone is such a twat.

What the fuck is vegetable based meat?

“So please, just kick the damn thing into the center circle and try to win the second ball. You may lose the respect of soccer hipsters with words like “Trequartista” or “Guardiolismo” in their Twitter handles, but you just might win a few more points.”

I’d much rather we have 5 more episodes of Rick and Morty this year than just one.

Reads title...hmm wonder if I can get tested

CITY OF BIOMAHKAHS, BABY

This is the NFL and the owners saying, “We forgive you for your silly little protests. Now get back in line.”