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#LOLMetz

Way to bury the lede. It was 1-1 until Metz went down to 10 men.

Rats are scary. A clear omission on my part.

We need to add Rats to this list. As well as having no internet connection/cable at your house. Both of these things are beyond tragic.

Why does not watching the NFL assume that you have to replace it with watching some other sport?

Those today who claim that football will always be king are the people who couldn’t imagine a world where the most famous sport wasn’t boxing. Where are they now?

Browns lose in even getting mentioned about who to laugh at.

Let’s focus on the things that bring all football fans together and can always enjoy:

Best Buy apologized so I’m not sure how you call that a lie.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Unpopular opinion: Jon was right to be honest. If he lied, it becomes the excuse Cersei uses to justify her inevitable betrayal. Remember that by this point, Jon had already sent a raven announcing his fealty to Dany. How long would that stay secret? If Jon lies, the Lannister/Gold Company troops are now justified in

He can’t believe that guy is named Umtiti either.

This is the longest Why Your Team Sucks entry yet.

Park Forest (and the whole 2nd Congressional District) is one of the most integrated areas in the state. While majority African-American, about 1/3 is white and 1/6 is Latinx.

I grew up in Park Forest and it has an incredibly rich and diverse history. In fact, it was one of the first desegregated suburbs. It has had its trouble with demographic change and recovery from the recession, but it is still a great town. So here is a sincere EFF-You!

nah.

Because he has the bone density of a four-year-old.

United have yet to be truly tested, and a game against, say, Chelsea is a completely different situation in which to let the “horses run freely.” Mourinho is notorious for playing for lifeless 1-0 wins or 0-0 draws in the big games, but with the Premier League as hotly contested as it is this year, hoping for a tight