theamericanbanter
TheAmericanBanter
theamericanbanter

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

Obama still tops Jordan with his burn.

“The Gish Gallop (also known as proof by verbosity[1] and the Trump Tirade[2]) is the fallacious debate tactic of drowning your opponent in a flood of individually-weak arguments in order to prevent rebuttal of the whole argument collection without great effort. The Gish Gallop is a belt-fed version of the on the

It’s going to be even worse when Trump reveals this shocking proof, that Obama covered up, of US forces being routed by the Russians when we attempted to intervene in the Crimea situation.

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Moyes LOVED strikers with high work rate; It didn’t matter if they scored fuck all goals, but that they ran hard. For my money, the best striker from the Moyes era was pre-injury Yakubu and he was lazy as fuck. You know it killed Moyes that Yakubu hit for 20 that one season.

United Fan here. We had a ton of shitheads who used to say the same shit about Dimitar Berbatov. As if his (and Lukaku’s) job was not to loiter in the right area to be ready to score. The UK press is obsessed with work rate. They endlessly praise half wits who run around like the proverbial headless chicken.

Arsenal fans say many things that are far more stupid, but that one is a doozy.

A couple years ago, I recall a couple fellow Arsenal fan friends saying they didn’t want to go after Lukaku because he’s not really an upgrade over Giroud. This is why I watch Arsenal play at home, alone.

Everton fan here. I get so pissed at how negative our fans can be about him sometimes. It came up again after we drew at Stoke City, a game in which he had zero support. In addition it is always vaguely racist:

All time leading Premier League era striker.

For the millionth fucking time, Adam Schefter was not and is not bound by HIPAA.

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

“Last year’s number one worst occupation— crack whore — was replaced this year by the new worst occupation: assistant crack whore.”

Uh-oh, the Goose Diarrhea Army(tm) has hit wiki:

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Did I hear on PTI that Bob Huggins has a clause in his contract that gives him an extra $25,000 every time he beats Kansas? What? Apparently, he’s gotten that bonus four times now, for a cool 100k, and he donates it to cancer research.

The Marquette fans rushed the court, while Coach Wojo was seen slapping it furiously