Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Yup, my immediate reaction to the JK press release was, “So who relieves Sunil Gulati of his duties?”

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

I think it is worth noting that Donald Trump is almost certainly not the next Hitler and that I generally find comparisons between Nazism, the Holocaust, and contemporary people and events highly distasteful and disrespectful of all those who lost their lives. There are exceptions of course. It is appropriate to…

no it won’t, Mirotic is from Montenegro so it can be classified as black on black right?

Serious Vulcan is Serious.

Because they need something new to entertain themselves after suckering us into believing in climate change!!!1!!11!1!!

I think they voted for “burn everything down,” which is a simpler way of saying they voted against the establishment.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

The DNC: running a prevent defense, if that defense were composed of people who are not very good at football and who had also been chloroformed and hobbled.

Lulz for “Giant Bieber”

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If he wants to revitalize the steel industry he’s going to have to enforce $10/day wages or whatever they pay in Chinese steel mills.

Yup. He thought his property value was going to surge once the stadium was done, then he could buy some big huge McMansion “farther up i-75, where taxes are the same as they are now”. Now he’s going to get whatever bone the county throws to him, which won’t buy him his dream McMansion.

“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”

“So my wife and I will leave our home soon – the only home we’ve ever known, the place where we’ve lived since the summer of 2013...”

sheesh, you might as well put a skirt on that ball.

Behold, the two softest rich people that currently exist.