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You guys spend one day at Jezebel and suddenly normal intercourse just isn’t good enough anymore.

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

It took me a while to figure out you weren’t from Wisconsin.

Scott Walker went to college once, too. He was so good at college, he almost even graduated!

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These were THE songs to RTS to circa the mid 90’s. From the Command and Conquer series, Act on Instinct and Hell March by Frank Klepacki.

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I know most of us want to forget this, but any discussion of video game playlist would be remiss without Pac Man Fever

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I would be remiss in not mentioning the incredible Halycon by Orbital from around ‘93 pr ‘94 I think. It always reminds me of that semester I lost in college to Mortal Kombat (it was on the soundtrack). No joke, I listented to that soundtrack like 4 days ago after hearing this song on my weekly electronica show. It’s

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Apollo 440 - Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Dub (1997 - Electro Glide in Blue LP)

People gather from all around to listen to rock music at McDonalds

“If drinking your own pee is cool, consider me Calvin Coolidge.”

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Nope.

Why didn’t the marriage last? She resented being traded to St. Louis for a handful of magic beans.

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”

A less poetic name would be “Carolina Swamp Dogs,” since until 1970s, the Carolina swamp is pretty much where they lived.