You guys spend one day at Jezebel and suddenly normal intercourse just isn’t good enough anymore.

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

RIP Lemmy ;_;

Scott Walker went to college once, too. He was so good at college, he almost even graduated!

People gather from all around to listen to rock music at McDonalds

“If drinking your own pee is cool, consider me Calvin Coolidge.”

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Why didn’t the marriage last? She resented being traded to St. Louis for a handful of magic beans.

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”

Most of the young kids that have bad sportsmanship have learned if from their parents - I learned it from watching you, Dad! Youth sports about drive me up the freaking wall. Hey, Dad who never volunteers to help out with the team, stop yelling at the opposing coach during the t-ball game. Sincerely, Your son’s coach

We’re talking about the one game here that everyone that played it back then wanted to be turned into a full fledged Indy movie. No matter how hard it would’ve been to nicely translate the game into a full feature movie, we wanted it to be done.

Surprised Afie and DeeDee still wanted his autograph after that terrible D.

We’re pretty sure the game in question was this Hornets home game on December 29, 1992.

Hope Drew likes that gif, because he is going to be seeing a LOT of it.