"Fuck yeah, Harvick Bitch" said the gentleman not getting any that night.

Can I just take this as an opportunity to do a PSA that under no circumstances should men do botox? You look like a weird cat Vince.

The whole scene of him freaking out, the mom trying to console and the dad not giving two fucks is very Silver Linings Playbook

As a Jaguars fan.......I relate.

Let's go Fuck! Let's go Fuck!

It's quite obvious to me that the other teams are going to have to shut the fuck down.

For some reason I'm getting such a kick out of the lady complaining that the missy elliot lyrics contained vulgar words and then labeled links to the lyrics as "NSFW" ignoring the fact that she typed said apparently vulgar words including "shit", "cock" and "pussy" into her email.

"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

How were they at laying the pipe?

It took a while, but, I got there eventually. I think 'an' is just 'and' with the 'n' left out and I think 'vanlier' might be a type of strong cheese.

[INT. - An Oakland hospital room, March 1985]

The Yankees plan to commemorate the retiring of captaincy with a giant number 2 on the infield grass, Alex Rodriguez.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

"I was in a cage with Haystacks Calhoun, Gorilla Monsoon, Abdullah the Butcher, Bob Backlund, The Freebirds, Harley Race and the entire Von Eric family and they all ran for cover. I was left in the middle of the ring with a broken tooth and a foreign object in my hand. I was crowned King of the Ring by the crowd at…

At least it's better than when the Denver Nuggets had their mascot do a reenactment of Billie Holiday's Strange Fruit.

When asked to make a cameo, Pete Carroll passed.

Yup, just one of the best "Sleeper" teams in the MLB, arguably the best team in the NBA, the 2nd largest theater district in the country (second only to Broadway in NYC), the GOP National Convention is coming to town next year, the Rock Hall, the resurgence of the downtown area..

But they've got new hats!!!

bro newsflash Cracklin Oat Bran intentionally looks like diarrhea, it's the best cereal on Earth we just didn't want dweebs like you taking our stash