I was the one who ended it with her as she told me she no longer loved me.

I did it with light ice. I do that as a reflex because I’m not paying for ice and because ultimately we all become our parents.

THIS LAYOUT IS CRAP.

Yeah this is totally what it’s like to be an average man in America. Every day is just soooo easy and everyone loves you all the time.

Reverse the genders and nobody would be making puns. Great job everyone.

I wanted this to be a little bit more cutting and incisive than it was, rather than just Taylor Swift dressed up like a dude. I did like that she got The Rock to do her voice at the end though.

I am a man who likes Taylor Swift, but this song isn’t close to her best work.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve becoming increasingly weary with ultra wealthy white women lecturing us all about feminism.

all the assholes making corny puns here are gross. shut the fuck up. 

Switch the murderer to the murdered, and the murdered to the murderer - and none of these jokes would be occurring right now.

As someone who’s been bearded since 18 and shaving since 11, I can tell you it was a response to draconian dress code rules in school. Having to shave twice a day because of an arbitrary rule was damn near traumatizing. Plus, I’ve looked 30 since about 13, so it wasn’t ruining much 

https://www.mic.com/articles/132997/science-shows-that-having-a-beard-could-help-you-fight-sickness

Comparing Pueblo “chile” to Hatch Chile is like a a corgi fighting a pit bull.

According to a survey by Brides magazine, the average American wedding in 2018 cost $44,000, up from $27,000 just the year before.

The whole claim that Pueblo chiles are better than Hatch is beyond ludicrous and a pretty pathetic attempt at stealing their southern neighbors already underappreciated efforts. Also, claiming their superiority just as green chile starts to get national recognition is the kind of dick move many of us have grown to …

Shove a fist up your own ass, you heathen.

Green chile = the pepper itself

You Savage.

“Those in charge of and responsible for overseeing the show failed to recognize or anticipate the racist references and cultural insensitivities that were obvious to almost everybody else.”