Well it’s not.

Luh teenx haha

The first letter, the couple needs to seek marital counseling to see whether this relationship is even salvageable. The wife fucked up, yes, but it doesn’t sound like she’s really trying to fix the marriage. If anything, it sounds like the other man ended it rather than being mutual between the two of them and she’s…

Cheaters are shit in my book and not worth wasting your time on. I’ve dealt with this personally and tried to reconcile for 3 years. The only thing I regret is not telling her to piss off the second I found out. Everyone thinks they’re the exception to the rule when it comes to recovering from infidelity. I thought I…

Do you realize that Latinos “jajajaja” at you when you insist on using latin-x?

I tried with this one, but my Lord is it awful. Unfunny and dominated by 96% laugh track. It may be woke, but it’s about 15 years behind the comedy curve.

Two jobs and college classes? Do those jobs even come close to paying tuition or are they just so you can eat type of thing?

Unlike Joe Biden who is a holy saint, if you ignore the groping, and support of segregation that is

Can we put this one in the W column? It would be nice to put something in the W column.

elderly poll worker mixed up Lucas’s first and last name when trying to find his registration

39.99 to play as Colin Kaepernick. 49.99 to spike the ball on Goodell’s fat face

I hate having a desk job. I always say if I could make the same money trimming trees, I would. Sounds like heaven to me. Oh well, all kids through braces, one in college and the other in flying lessons, plus a shit-ton more, and trimming trees just isn’t in my current future.

Awwwwww, poor widdle baby got his fee-fees hurt.

But it’s also peaceful—there’s nothing to do, so you might as well embrace it.

This is the correct response. Oh you're emailing me on my weekend? I'll read your work correspondence when I am next at my place of work. 

My employer sends out emails all the time on Sunday. I read a bunch of them when I came in this morning.

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I think I may have been reading that differently. The Oxford comma may have made that a list of 3, wherein DJT is the incompetent gangster, and the author is referencing USA’s crude shale exports.

Believe, me, I am not trying to start a “smarter than you” internet war (which seems impossible to believe these days),…

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