I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…
“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.
“So it’s Pewdiepies fault that this game is shit?”
Should one of us keel over and die suddenly, my wife and I have granted each other permission to seek solace from a designated “crush” assuming they are single and willing. We also agreed not to divulge who the “crush” is unless the other can correctly guess it. She got mine on the first try, I still have no clue who…
Why didn’t you put that in the original article?
There’s a really great story about him being awesome at Behind Closed Ovens. Basically he didn’t realize the restaurant he brought his family to was closing in 15 minutes, kept them all an hour or so after close, then sort of realized and asked what time they closed. He was distraught at having kept them all past…
“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”
Will not read this libel. The Fast and the Furious has become fucking great, and a lot of it was due to Lin’s kinetic directing finally establishing a language for the series (and the series realizing how to have fun).
Did anyone else do the math on the poor Hawk-people’s average lifespan? They say they’ve lived 206 lives over 4,000 years.
I’ll just leave this here.
These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.
I prefer pencils writers, myself
This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...
Kam Chancellor concedes and personally builds each team a new stadium.
Why ... why aren’t people calling it the Flash Light?
“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”
Hello Mudda
So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.
Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.