That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Gizmodo has gadgets and gizmos a-plenty. It also has whozits and whatzits galore. You want thingamabobs? They have twenty. But who cares? No big deal. We want more.

Though historically, people from Oklahoma were 3 times more likely to use the letter K than any of the ones you listed.

Your time might come, but it’ll come a couple of hours behind the rest of our time.

This is the appropriate unified response. “You’re not concerned about fallout, Ms. Gordon? Ok. See how unconcerned you are when nobody covers your barely-mediocre team.”

So in proper tradition for the show most of these kids will brutally and fail at their task while we in the audience scream at them?  

The reason all ex-presidents and their families seem to be bonded and affectionate after they leave office, even if they ostensibly disagree passionately on every policy element possible, is because on one’s first day in office the generals come in and they show you the aliens, and all the big ideas that people ran on…

Actually, A GREAT POINT MADE BY BLOGGER TOM LEY and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT TOM LEY JUST SAID.

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

I like Batman Forever...

They’re fine with that ‘cause Uber users are hip young millennials. They just wanted to make sure they had a location as far away from MARTA as possible so that those people wouldn’t be able to make it up to games.

What I want to know is how many Ilvermorny graduates go on to Brakebills?

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

“What’s that? ANOTHER record store robbed, with only Ani DiFranco and Sarah McLachlan records taken? All right, send it over to the Lesbian Crimes Unit.”

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

I mean, it was ok and all, but it wasn’t as good as the previous performance, and it certainly was not as good as the water bottle flip that college bro did.

The Padres has a farm system too.