Prince’s Batman album was awesome.

So I’ve only ever cried at one movie (Hotel Rwanada, I was 15, went to the theater alone, and had no idea what I was in for) and I’ve not so much as teared up at a Pixar movie. I can tell when things are supposed to make someone cry. Like watching that Hodor scene on Game of Thrones I thought to myself “I bet this…

I thought you were dead!

Anyway, baseball needs heels

Jeffress, Hader, Knebel, and Soria all have fastballs capable of leaving a long, lingering bruise on Machado’s ribcage.

In Game 2 of the NLDS in 2016, Kyle Hendricks left his start early because he took a comebacker awkwardly in like the 3rd inning. Travis Wood came on for him in relief and hit a home run that helped decide the game. When that happened I thought “holy shit, this might actually be the Cubs’s year”.

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

I’d tell Crosby “Don’t kick yourself” but he'd miss anyways...

Arcia is a gifted defensive shortstop- that’s what kept him on the team while he couldn’t hit. He actually hit decently last year in his first full season but he fell apart mechanically at the plate in the first half. He has kept working at it and now looks like has gotten straightened out. I will admit it was…

‘earned his spot in the lineup entirely because of his defense, which is at least above average’

Do I send my thanks to Miami or some Caribbean island?

I have every one of those Marvel themes memorized and they are all golden. I mean, sure, I could possibly be doing something more important with that brain space, but who am I to argue with what my brain wants to cling to?

Also the 1960's Spider-man theme song.

Haven’t seen such a sad attempt at facial hair since

The way his cape kept flopping over his head was one of my favorite bits.

It was oddly sweet how everyone involved got in on supporting the Level One arch like it was Little League. “HEY! They didn’t block traffic when we were starting out!”

Shut up, Wesley

We’re still back, baby! Can’t wait for Thursday. Last season was something special. 

All hail alma mater