Wait til you see the controller: it has TWO analog sticks!

I’m also going through the first Witcher game. Everything about it is pretty great except for the combat. “Click when thing is yellow, watch Geralt spin around” is not very engaging.

I don’t think the problem is that Finn is attuning to the Force, the problem is he has this desperate confession to make to Rey and we are now supposed to believe it was “I feel the Force too”.

Rose had potential — engineer, true believer in the cause, lost her sister — that was utterly wasted across 2 full movies. But she was still a big enough part of the TLJ that you have to at least acknowledge her existence more than an awkward shoulder pat.

I couldn’t figure out if Lando was actually putting the moves on her, or if it just seemed that way because Billy Dee Williams is a smooth motherfucker and that’s just how he talks to everybody. Now I guess I know, thanks visual dictionary I’m never going to buy or read.

Sheev needs to get out of his rut. If he’s been in charge this whole time, that’s 4 separate plans he’s had that involve planet destroying lasers. And it never fucking works! Try something else, man. Different actions might yield different results, you know?

Lift more weights, duh

That was some great puppeteering, too. Good comedic timing on the slow turn of the head, the blink, all of it. 

I’ve never even heard of Virginia or Echo but both sound very interesting to me, so thanks for that. 

Constantine and Lucifer 100% fucked at some point, right?

I want a “you have failed this multiverse” and would if be too much to ask for one last “suit up”? I mean I know they’re all in costume already but throw me this bone, CW.

I never watched Smallville but the scene with that Clark and Lex still felt pretty perfect. Especially how Lex was beside himself when he found out that Clark gave it all up. Really puts the lie to all of his lofty bullshit. And how he just runs when it’s clear his plan isn’t going to work, and tries to make it a…

I’m waiting for it. If there’s any character on that show that will do it, it’s Alex.

Lena remains frustrating for me. And I miss the Legends. I will really miss Ray.

I went into Greener Grass completely blind and was definitely not prepared for how aggressively weird it was.

“No you get the red truck because I’m a MAN and I get the BLACK truck!”

Mirror has its own insane ad, not quite as ubiquitous as this Peloton one. At least not yet. If it gets there I expect another blog like this.

Oh yeah, almost certainly.

We have been calling him Bland Husband because why bother to learn his name?

I know Lena’s motivations got all that shading in the Fortress scene from the last episode, but it still doesn’t totally work for me. Yes, Kara should have trusted Lena with the truth earlier, and it makes sense that Lena would be hurt and upset about that, but it still comes across to me as Lena blaming Kara for her…