Lucy Hale is 30. Thirty.

Think of the trailer, though, and the teaser for the trailer!

Sure, but by couching it in a “Think of the money you’ll make, WB,” he’s closer to getting them to release it than anyone who came before.

“Oh thank heavens, green! A color, any color, at last!”

You might have a chance to pay Warner Bros. for an unfinished version of a lousy movie someday.

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All of this strongly brings to mind the South Part episode “Smug Alert!” If you could put a fart that its creator thought was the most beautiful smell in the world into text form, it would be this.

No. This is a broken metric of politics. We need competent leaders, even if they’re not “charismatic.”

With Michael Moore’s gleeful anti-Clinton assistance!

Michael Moore could have tried to help elect Clinton in 2016, but he made a documentary that basically said, “Here’s all the reasons white bigots should vote for Trump” instead.

He’s an average politician masquerading as a paragon of virtue. His campaign loudly complains about any criticism of him while at the same time leveling the nastiest attacks against his opponents. (For real, his campaign manager compared Biden’s healthcare plan to “the equivalent of forty-two 9/11 attacks.”) He has a…

They showed up to the Democratic National Convention in the real world.

If you believe that the answer to criticism about one candidate is “Well what about this other candidate instead,” then you’ve already lost the debate. Address the issues of the criticism regardless of what any other candidate has done.

I mean, everyone knows that “candy-ass” is just a new stand-in for the homophobic F-word, right? IDK why everyone seems so quick and easy about adopting it. 

At the root of it all is capitalism and the need (greed?) to endlessly acquire more wealth. It’s rather ironic that having wealth made these families more tight-fisted than the poorest person on the planet. They could have paid for all this college and made the money back in a few years through investments or whatever…

It certainly doesn’t help that no one back then thought to imagine non-white Kryptonians. 

(Or “anal-ysis,” in Fallon’s case.)

Spin The Wheel is nothing but The Wall with a different gimmick and a less-controversial host, and I mean literally. Same producer (Andrew Glassman), same celebrity co-producer schtick (this time with Justin Timberlake instead of LeBron James), same Hallmark-Channel-esque “Our contestants are good people who deserve…

These people all look like the lovechild from a drunken hookup between Goth and Rainbow. 

“But it’s the setting,” he’ll claim. “In old western times, this is how they treated women, so my hands are tied!”