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Scrubs Season 8. Not technically a finale, because they tried to re-jigger the show for more life on ABC, but still one of the best “final” seasons out there. All the call-backs, the cameos, the character growth and story resolution.

It’s 23 free characters of space-filler. 

The old Gawker Media Group is being used by its newest corporate ownership to undermine Democrats at every level, specifically with divisive articles about candidates with the best chance of forming a majority coalition.

There’s only one question there, ass-face. But I guess having an ass for a face makes it hard for you to read well, huh?

It feels like “candy-ass” is being used as a stand-in for the (homophobic) F-word and people just seem OK with it. Am I the only one that finds this weird?

LOL You got ratio’d!

If Gestalt really is just one person, one consciousness, operating these bodies simultaneously, then the idea of naming them and addressing each one as an individual makes zero sense. I mean, if I met someone who told me that they’d named their hands and feet and expected me to address each one by name and gender, I’d

It seems like it’s a dumb name just for the sake of having a dumb name. If they wanted something that sounded like “Tiffany,” why not just use “Tiffany” instead of something that they have to constantly explain “sounds like Tiffany?”

They only get 10 episodes per season. Not every character has a story worthy of an A-plot, and can be showcased well enough by some B-plot activity. 

Nah, a full re-watch binge will take at least three days. Can’t do season 3 without checking back on 1 and 2 first!

Warner Brothers tried to rush a Justice League movie after seeing The Avengers make a billion dollars. That’s all this boils down to. They didn’t want to finance movies for each character as Marvel was doing, they just desired an instant payoff they hadn’t earned yet. If the DCEU had taken some time to establish their

Wow, that’s an impressive disconnect from reality that you’re sporting there. The only remotely valid argument you have is the older Superman movies, since Marvel can’t travel back in time to soak up 30 years of audience goodwill and had to settle for getting it all in just 10 instead. The “middle DC?” The Avengers

Gone With The Wind benefited from being one of a few limited options that people had to see at movie theaters, and for a much longer run of time than any modern movie gets. We’re talking like more than 2 years in theaters. 

And contrary to any narrative that foreign audiences wouldn’t like a black hero, Black Panther did better overseas than both Spider-Man: Homecoming AND Thor: Ragnarok (and by a roughly +$100M margin too), which I think makes its slightly-higher domestic haul even more impressive.

I preferred B5's failed spin-offs to any of Stargate SG-1's.

“You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.”

Another DC fan’s tears of unfathomable sadness. Still yummy!

Archer was well up its own ass long before the coma years, so trying to make them the scapegoat isn’t going to work. 

Is it though? He had his mouth covered at the end of Avengers and no lines after his beat-down by the Hulk, but one has to assume that getting his posterior delivered so decisively into his own hands had some kind of effect on him!

It’s the lack of Ant-Man love that I’m most disappointed about.