Read it with ironicalness in your heart.

Meant to say former! Fixed.

Hoo boy, this kind of shit is always insanely subjective. I haven't seen the special (it's waiting at home on my DVR), but I'm positive based on what I know about her that it's schtick; her last special featured a super-awkward ten-plus-minute onstage "breakup" that smashed the funny/awkward line to pieces. You love…

Where the hell do you work that you can exchange playful profanities in the halls?

"Jimmy honestly has a 12:35 show. It's weird and not for the masses like Jay is"

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She's crying all the way to his offshore account in the Caymans.

This HuffPo page has some Twitter joking on the All In name, some of which is pretty funny.

Do you actually know any liberals? You should ask them what they think about drone strikes, or better yet what they think about drones being used domestically. Anyone who thinks we worship at the altar of the almighty Fed hasn't read much more than Breitbart.com's impression of how liberals think.

Even if you hadn't dropped the trolling, I know you too well to take it literally.

They only cut your tongue if they're old. I once ate an Easter-dated pack in August on a dare; the sugar shell had become hard, which was simultaneously delicious and razor-sharp. Ouch/Mmm.

Bwahaha.

The mini eggs are amazing and underrated. Very caramel-tasting chocolate.

I'll take the cream and you can have my choco eggs. We'll have to fight over the caramel.

"Freaking peeps. Who wants a damn yellow or pink marshmellow?"

"Except, fuck you, fake-ass Snickers egg that looks like a Cadbury Creme Egg but isn't. Even Jesus doesn't break for that shit."

Keep in mind that they still have a bejesusload of money; the 3DS is doing gangbusters in Japan and okay-ish in the US. There's no reason to think Nintendo will be forced by lack of money to pull a Sega any time soon, even though that's been something the gaming community has been predicting for 12 years; it's much…

"I decided to stop drinking the Koolaid"

They are? Where?

Yeah, there's quite a bit of hatred toward country in liberal circles, and I think most of it centers around the jingoism and bizarre religion/nationalism mix for which much of the South is often derided. But my wife's side of the family are blue-collar, salt-of-the-earth country music listeners, and they're liberal…