It rained. People drank coffee.

I don't even like the NBA but I would find this delightful!

Who's defending Incognito? He's an asshole! There's no justifying what he did. You're terrible at interpreting, that doesn't mean you deserve to be bullied.

Grant's BAC was .137, while his wife's was .155.

The only thing on here that really upsets me though are the snack food rankings. I mean butterscotch hard candy over Krackel?? That's some bullshit!

I was so hoping that was Norman Fell as Mr. Roper

not even close, and I'm rooting for you here

Well sure, the Sonics were still in Seattle then, he hadn't become all angry and bitter yet...

Do they still make that? I thought it was delicious.

I think the point was just that the type of football environment that Martin was accustomed to was possibly way different than what other NFL players were probably used to, so the culture shock may have caused him to have a tougher time fitting in.

Anybody who's been around women knows that "voluntary" rarely actually means "voluntary (without consequences)"

As a Republican who lives in Florida, I just feel bad for those being made fun of on Deadspin. That has to be rough, not that I'd know.

He said he ordered a BURGER so no, it wasn't Chick-fil-A.

I wish I was lucky enough to live in a place that would play at least 5 Nirvana songs a day

That's strange, generally Deadspin commenters are very respectful of Tony...

Also, I'm a Cowboys fan so...bad behavior is kind of in my wheelhouse...

I don't disagree with anything you said there. Just playing devil's advocate and I know that players often defend teammates who are well known to be gigantic pieces of shit.

too soon

Iceberg...so it's more like the Titanic. Got it!

Oh, I agree Incognito's conduct was awful and I have no problem with him being released, but I think we're all speaking as outsiders here. I think the guys in the locker room should have some say in the matter. Obviously that can't override things like laws but the players are the ones who deal with that asshole, not…