what if the players preferred Incognito to Martin?

Nurenberg? You're thisclose to comparing football to slavery next. Let's calm down a little bit with the metaphors.

the unstable one

I think this is a case where the players should get a vote. If they want RI on their team, then so be it. Public outcry will win though but it's the players who actually deal with the guy, so it should be their decision, or at least have some say in the decision.

That was the other half.

I had those bedsheets when I was a kid. I'm now 42.

Speaking of education, that's a very poorly worded sentence.

so you're saying it was between two football players?

I say this without even a hint of sarcasm or irony..."SEC! SEC! SEC!"

Shirts, yes, of course. Shirts with sleeves....different story.

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Oh come on, I doubt half of them are fat.

I mean Mike Napoli is from Broward County, and, well...

and is actually FROM Florida

I just assumed he was mocking Native Americans' disdain for using articles in speech.

Perfection.

You know damn well the answer to that question.

wait, there are cards?

The dollar sign goes on the left of the number in this country.

...or if the regular police would arrest shirtless guys running around screaming in bars we could enjoy our damn nachos and a game of pool in peace!