Well, "acceptable" probably wasn't the best choice of words, but the point was that he wasn't using it in a racist context here, as the "a/er" debate goes. Not saying that he isn't a racist, but this particular video didn't prove that he is. Regardless, it's not really a good practice to walk that line and he is…

Bill Russell has 5 more championship rings than the number of people who signed up for Obamacare on the first day.

It's a shame John Elway sucked until he was almost ready to retire.

"If you like your bronze statue, you'll be able to keep your bronze statue. Period"

Control your laughter because that's not accurate. Dallas didn't get the spot, so it wasn't a factor.

"Super Bowl rings are the only real measure of a great quarterback" -Brad Johnson talking shit to Warren Moon

That has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to a marathon runner.

Marshall

My alma mater. I love it.

And that question will have the most obvious answer in the history of bears or questions.

Why bring The South into this? Jeez, it's not like y'all don't have enough things to legitimately give us hell about!

You can say that until you're horse but these dopes will just think you're talking junk.

Best man: "Y'all don't even know he was a virgin until he went to jail, and now...Roll Tide!"

Hey reporter, it's not "Alabama University", it's the "University of Alabama". Because this changes the story.

I had to stop reading at "...because I was like, I know, right?"

This seems pretty solid.

Yes.

Yes, in that they have both destroyed many inner cities. Sophisticated people eat chocolate bars.

Hmmm...I wonder if Hamza Abdullah has any thoughts on this...

...and then there's that video of the accident on the boat, where she got impaled with that harpoon