He said he ordered a BURGER so no, it wasn't Chick-fil-A.

I wish I was lucky enough to live in a place that would play at least 5 Nirvana songs a day

That's strange, generally Deadspin commenters are very respectful of Tony...

Also, I'm a Cowboys fan so...bad behavior is kind of in my wheelhouse...

I don't disagree with anything you said there. Just playing devil's advocate and I know that players often defend teammates who are well known to be gigantic pieces of shit.

too soon

Iceberg...so it's more like the Titanic. Got it!

Oh, I agree Incognito's conduct was awful and I have no problem with him being released, but I think we're all speaking as outsiders here. I think the guys in the locker room should have some say in the matter. Obviously that can't override things like laws but the players are the ones who deal with that asshole, not…

what if the players preferred Incognito to Martin?

Nurenberg? You're thisclose to comparing football to slavery next. Let's calm down a little bit with the metaphors.

the unstable one

I think this is a case where the players should get a vote. If they want RI on their team, then so be it. Public outcry will win though but it's the players who actually deal with the guy, so it should be their decision, or at least have some say in the decision.

That was the other half.

I had those bedsheets when I was a kid. I'm now 42.

Speaking of education, that's a very poorly worded sentence.

so you're saying it was between two football players?

I say this without even a hint of sarcasm or irony..."SEC! SEC! SEC!"

Shirts, yes, of course. Shirts with sleeves....different story.

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Oh come on, I doubt half of them are fat.