I mean Mike Napoli is from Broward County, and, well...

and is actually FROM Florida

I just assumed he was mocking Native Americans' disdain for using articles in speech.

Perfection.

You know damn well the answer to that question.

wait, there are cards?

The dollar sign goes on the left of the number in this country.

...or if the regular police would arrest shirtless guys running around screaming in bars we could enjoy our damn nachos and a game of pool in peace!

Well, "acceptable" probably wasn't the best choice of words, but the point was that he wasn't using it in a racist context here, as the "a/er" debate goes. Not saying that he isn't a racist, but this particular video didn't prove that he is. Regardless, it's not really a good practice to walk that line and he is…

Bill Russell has 5 more championship rings than the number of people who signed up for Obamacare on the first day.

It's a shame John Elway sucked until he was almost ready to retire.

"If you like your bronze statue, you'll be able to keep your bronze statue. Period"

Control your laughter because that's not accurate. Dallas didn't get the spot, so it wasn't a factor.

"Super Bowl rings are the only real measure of a great quarterback" -Brad Johnson talking shit to Warren Moon

That has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to a marathon runner.

Marshall

My alma mater. I love it.

And that question will have the most obvious answer in the history of bears or questions.

Why bring The South into this? Jeez, it's not like y'all don't have enough things to legitimately give us hell about!

You can say that until you're horse but these dopes will just think you're talking junk.