Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

I imagine that plus the spin on the ball making it swerve on the way down.

This standoff will inevitably result in an ultimatum from the team to the public: “do you want your Diamondbacks, or do you want your diamond back?”

Well, this happened in Mexico earlier this year:

Big Bear Not Doin Thangs

He says that like it’s a bad thing.

Only the national teamers.

This was used as a soccer venue for years (and with great success), but the men’s team spent the money to lay grass down over the infield dirt for each game. The Flash are very, very cheap, and presumably decided to save that money to pay the yearly salaries of three non-USWNT players.

That’s odd, I hit play on this video and my dog immediately ran behind the couch.

*holds envelope up to be-turbaned head*

Animal rights groups have been conflicted about the matter, with some noting the cruelty of keeping wild animals in captivity, while others acknowledged that dying in Brazil beats the hell out of living in Jacksonville.

Anyone get a good look at Steep? It basically sounds like my dream game of SSX+Open World, but I was curious what you guys thought

Update: they gave up that lead...and then another lead, which, um, kinda spoils the narrative.

The team has now done their part and taken the lead, which doesn’t hurt.

The Forza Horizon comparison feels really apt.

“This isn’t a matter where I just haven’t decided yet; I will not be endorsing Trump,” Roethlisberger continued. “There are no gray areas here.”

He attended the debate last month.

Shit is, quite literally, getting out of hand.

“League statement on contraction of [small market team]” with an official looking text image.

*soccer nerd alert*