Francesa used to have a co-host who complemented his ability to remember every player on the 1965 Yankees with white-hot, high-pitched rage about the San Francisco Giants.

Favorite rap artist and/or group?

The thing with climate change is that it’s not an on/off switch. We may well be past the point of no return when it comes to keeping temperature increases below 2C. But 2.5C would be a lot better than 4C.

Is this a trap?

Ain’t he a stinker?

“Damn, things would all be different if I had just tried out for baseball all those years ago.” - Michael Vick

The first German in recorded history to injure himself avoiding beer.

Soccer has officially made it in America. This could easily be, like, an Argentine second-division match.

There’s no way to make a funny comment about this, so I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see it.

Mexico City is 7,000 feet above sea level. I’m very excited for the home/away splits of all their players.

So what? That’s what the dugout looked like by the 6th inning of every game Jim Leyland managed.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I think we should take him at his word. He clearly has accepted an offer to make political assassinations for the Honduran regime.

Favorite author? Besides Jonathan Franzen, obvs.

I didn’t know Kelsey Grammar was such a big Rangers fan

Make America 8-8 again

Naesean’s first name is a complete sentence in Scotland.

Context: Merritt Paulson is the Timbers’ owner, and has a habit of ill-advised, quickly-deleted Twittering.

The NFL will respond with a several paragraph long message in Facebook’s inbox at 2 a.m. on a Saturday night three months from now.