If you were able to remove the crowd noise and the screaming announcer, you’d be able to hear Buque saying “soaree” as he hit Leung.

What I like to do is open the box and wait a few weeks until the Peeps get stale and crunchy before eating. I eagerly await my trial at The Hague.

No need. Rubio decided his Senate seat was secondary to his presidential hopes; he is not running.

Deadspin post: Cricket!

This article is not the script to Waiting for Godot

This article serves as a concise summary of the last six months of campaign coverage.

I thought you were making up those names.

It is not enough to play 48 great minutes against Golden State, you need a 48 hour approach. Fire alarms at the hotel, sending hookers their way, slashing the team bus’s tires. If all else fails, I hear Shane Stant is looking for work.

In theory, one of Arsenal, Tottenham, or Leicester pretty much has to win the title from here, but they are Arsenal, Tottenham, and Leicester, so we really shouldn’t rule out the chance that they’ll finish 4th, 5th, and 6th respectively.

Any of you guys into auto racing of any sort?

Drogba didn’t give back the money in part because he didn’t get it in the first place.

South Park politics is roughly an ethos that says “both parties are equally childish and bad; I am smarter than the fools who vote heavily for one party because I believe the truth lies somewhere in the middle.”

I laughed, so know that when you arrive in Hell, you’ll never walk alone.

To post this the day after Lynch’s retirement is pure sacrilege.

The story goes that the team is named after the Maple Leaf regiment which fought in WWI. Maple Leaf in this case is a proper noun.

Juan Carlos Osorio had a losing record as a manager in MLS.

After all, Didier Drogba and Nicholas Anelka were big-name players who went to China as recently as 2012, only to go running back to Europe at the first opportunity.

“For my next manifesto, I will detail why I do not own a TV.”

Stop at nothing to win, even if it means concussing the opposition.