Texas Tech had to kick-off from their own seven after their fans stormed the field early against Texas in 2008. They still won, though.

After Sunday’s final game, Hardy said he’d like to return to Dallas. “I look good in blue and white, let’s be honest.”

Meanwhile, a La Liga team recently bought into the second-tier of the American soccer system.

The only one I can think of is “A win for the ages,” after Tiger won his first Masters. It’s not a particularly good call, but CBS uses it in Masters ads all the time.

Quick: think of a time when you thought “damn, that was a good call by Jim Nantz.” He has been lucky to spend his career next to such lightning rods for stupidity as Phil Simms and Billy Packer.

Right now, he’s hoping that death comes Sooner rather than later.

I am obviously a rube.

There’s only so many posts that can be written about a city using alcohol to avoid freezing to death.

“Landon personally quit on the US men’s national team”

A pit of fire seems like a good place for Yankees fans, yes.

NFL to Beckham: get bent.

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

My life achievements, ranked

I, personally, disagree with your ranking of Harpoon Winter Warmer and Sam Adams Winter Lager, so I can only conclude that this list is actually Bad.

Police wanted to investigate his house, but stayed away when they were told “Adongo in there.”

Kudos to LVG and his scouts for identifying up-and-coming talent.

If it was possible for an athlete to break his hand jerking off, Hideki Matsui would have done it years ago.

Their games are televised by ESPN/FS1, who have no TV slots available on Saturdays in the fall. Midweek games pose a problem in many smaller markets in that they wouldn’t sell out.

*Looks at sentence*

No one kills themselves in Buffalo; that would be redundant.