As someone who also isn’t watching the other games: yes.

Telepathic is the word you’re looking for, I think. If he had telekinesis, he wouldn’t have given up three goals.

That headline doubles as Trump’s next campaign slogan.

ESPN has promptly suspended him for three weeks.

On one hand, this is a remarkably petty thing on Edmonton’s part. On the other hand, this is a “tradition” dating back to 2014 and shamelessly lifted from an MLS team. So I would say this is morally grey.

Following the police killing of Amadou Diallo, Springsteen recorded a song called American Skin (41 Shots). The song was rather explicitly about Diallo, but Springsteen has brought it back up in concerts with references to more recent killings.

FWIW, this year is on pace for the most penalties (by far) since 2005, when they tightened up the illegal contact rule.

Irish hurlers were last seen at Fenway when literally any sporting event was held there.

Well shit, had I known baseball players were eligible...it’s gotta be A-Rod, right? That would ruin his day.

Metta World Peace

He just has a really long wrist, right? Please tell me he just has a really long wrist.

That’s Three 6 Latvia to you.

Your team is hosting the #21 Northwestern Wildcats in a crucial late-season game. You’re understandably pumped and there’s snow on the ground. You should throw a snowball! But no Northwestern fans are in range. Should you throw it at the nearby cheerleaders?

I suppose we should be thankful they aren’t named the Fourers

Those are the 11 teams whose QBs haven’t been concussed/broken/benched this year.

Christchurch Pierogi

The Colorado Avalanche–for my money the team with the best geological phenomenon mascot–

He traveled (through time to find a point where those uniforms are acceptable.)

On related note, Kekuta Manneh plays for the Whitecaps but lives in Point Roberts just south of the border to maintain his potential USMNT eligibility.

Hmm, yes, I too am afraid of a world in which college football players stand up for themselves.