I don’t think pumpkin beer shows up too early or takes too much shelf space away from all the Märzens that we semi-pro drinkers gamely pretend to like this time of year.

Damn, I need to buy Redskins tickets.

Lett continued: “you make one big mistake in your career, and it’s all anyone remembers.”

Richland County sheriff Leon Lett has already spoken on the incident, telling WIS-TV, “the officer really dropped the ball here.”

God, Steve is a fucking pervert. You have to be a real degenerate to watch College Football Final at 3 a.m.

Doug Marrone got paid by the Bills to help beat them. So...

Peterson would never make it in baseball.

This never would have happened to Maadult Cleaves.

Los Angeles isn’t that bad.

It’s increasingly apparent that the NFL will have at least one NFL team (and probably three)

“No one suspended me when I was ejecting violently.” - Donovan McNabb.

Big day on Deadspin for athletes who formerly had cornrows.

Ctrl+F “cornrows”

Take a bow, Dave.

After the game, the 49ers crappy fans helped shank a Ravens fan in the parking lot.

You try living in Western NY and remain sane.

Those French jerseys were white when the game started.

Bullshit.

Still only the second worst moment in “Toronto Mayor attempts to sports” history:

The M is for Magic, to help folks figure out who the statue is supposed to be.