As Friday afternoon dumps go, this is pretty heavy.

How is that a foul? He got the ball!

There can be only none

What is the Deadspin stance on

Jordan Baker should stick to cheating at golf.

Live animal mascots are weird.

That was Ruben Amaro, Jr.’s first big deal in the sports business.

It’s an exhibition, but for us as well as them. I’d rather win it than lose it.

There are plenty to choose from, but they’re almost all in Europe or the US. You can see why that idea isn’t loved by everyone.

He stands on his own. He is not MJ. MJ is not him. They are different players, and this is okay.

To a certain segment of the American public, they are some kind of symbol for everything that is wrong with our culture today, because of selfies and sex tapes and something something grumble grumble.

You cite a 1988 NYT story and a quote from a USSF president who was voted out in 1990. But even after MLS was sanctioned as D1 in 1993, and even with its unique structure to reduce risks on behalf of ownership, it struggled mightily to attract the investment required to launch a first-division league in the US. In…

I’ve always known that hope is full of shit. But then, I’m a Tottenham supporter.

Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

What is the meaning of life?

There are dozens of him! Dozens!

Procol Harum wrote a song about this once.

Uninformed idiots on social media also report that Galloway was the runner up for the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.

Traffic isn’t that well known unless you’re a big soccer fan, but they are responsible for, among other things: