Traffic Sports paid a lot in exchange for the marketing rights to various tournaments. Nike is thought to have paid bribes for the rights to the Brazilian national team.

Look at the bright side. The NFL streaming this game worldwide means now we can prosecute Goodell for war crimes.

Solo is a good name for someone who likes Ayn Rand

He must have seen the writing on the wall. John Oliver really was going to eviscerate him to death.

This is fantastic.

It’s a long shot at success, but that’s never stopped Carmelo before.

If I was a baseball player, I’d always walk away after three just to see if anyone catches it.

The wings of a Hawk lift a basketball engulfed in flames, symbolizing how the city of Atlanta rose from the ashes to become one of the nation’s leading international cities.

Why doesn’t John Oliver simply eviscerate Sepp Blatter to death?

And if they “deserve” a CCL spot, their performance in a tournament whose winner qualifies for the CCL has done nothing to reflect that.

Those two wins were against amateur, fourth-tier teams. Furthermore, I don’t believe that one team reaching the quarterfinals of the open cup is a good argument for the league receiving a CCL spot, for the same reasons I don’t think the Championship, which got three teams to the FA Cup semifinals, deserves even a…

We need Bill Raftery to describe what it takes to make a video like this.

The NASL went 0-7 against the third-tier USL in the Open Cup just this past week.

*racing into comments, out of breath*

It’s a simple matter of things getting lost in translation. The Vikings imploded, not the Metrodome.

And in Wednesday’s news: FIFA Brings the Goddamn Hammer Down on the USSF.

If they want to truly honor Al Davis, they’ll go ahead and build the flame as middle finger to the owners who oppose this.

What, exactly, is the point he’s making about the WNBA there?

Football seems healthy.

Finally, the NFL has answered fans’ pleas to make kickers more important.