How many people are watching NFL Network coverage of all this, who otherwise would never watch NFL Network in May?

Taxpayers?

My favorite part about this video is the noise the crowd makes when the ball goes over the bleachers. It’s like they just witnessed a murder on the jumbotron.

Not to toot Deadspin’s horn, but

Yeah, kudos to Draper to spelling these issues out in a way that an idiot like me can grasp.

It was bright and sunny and pleasant in Boston yesterday

For as much as Goodell sucks, I’m unconvinced that anybody with the prerequisite desire and ownership support to be commissioner of the NFL is going to be particularly better. Goodell’s brand of suck is his unnecessary law-and-order authoritarianism. Tagliabue’s was his willingness to cover up/ignore steroids,…

No, don’t be silly. It’s twice the number of games they initially thought appropriate for Ray Rice

At this point, I find myself actively rooting for NFL incompetence, so this makes me smile.

The Seahawks maintain Clark never struck his girlfriend.

When you say technical side, what do you mean exactly?

What’s everyone drinking this evening/in general?

Clark as in Lewis and Clark, I guess.

One more reason to never tweet

“Siri, remind me next April to draft Steward Butler.” - John Schneider

You know how that one kid who was too good at pick-up football was all-time QB? Austin Rivers should be all-time point guard.

Deflated nuts is also an apt description of Raiders fans in December.

Ray Hudson will be calling a doctor in about four hours’ time.

“Hey, coach, do you think we should dig deeper into this guy’s whole ‘punching women’ thing?”

Airman was the worst Megaman boss.