Mike Francesa is not televised today due to live coverage of a second tier event in a sport he knows nothing about.

I'm interested in the not big deal costume Marchman's talking about

What's the big deal? It's not like he'll remember that.

"It's not a concussion; he's fine." - NFL PR

At long last, an America that Kings can stop from happening.

"Actually concussions are cool and good." - Roger Goodell, wearing skinny jeans and glasses with empty frames in the vain hope of blending in with the millennial crowd.

You have as much to do with Cardinals hate as their success.

Gah, this is all so uncouth. Don't you guys know your etiquette? No Cubs news after Labor Day.

Bet $10 to make $1

He is a man who abhors a vacuum.

Peter Guber needs a translator for this.

After these last few months, I hope I never learn NBAownerese

These people are asking for it

West Point ultimately self-reported the violations.

Who hurt you?

#Samergate

And the fact that he scored a 20 yard curler with his left foot going behind his right foot.

based on the number of users who follow the team's official account.

That's the first time I've seen a microphone with screens on it. I'm legitimately curious about that.

"No anti-tanking measures, eh? Sounds like a good place to start a war." - Every American president, probably.