One if by press release, two if by tweet.

People forget that America was the original #brand

Sympathy is not the right response here, but is there any doubt that we're looking at a man with mental problems (possibly related to his profession)?

Red Bull gives you dings.

Whitewasher Rapids

No, no, Peyton Manning. This guy.

"We've been warning the public about the dangers of celebrations for years. Now will they finally listen?" - The NFL

The USL Pro sides being established by a few MLS clubs are a step in the right direction: competitive minutes for players who previously would have been caught between the level of the academies and MLS, and gone to college.

That's a grass field.

Or himself.

Derry City says cheese.

From past Deadspin posts of Deportes calls, Toyota seems to have some deal with all HRs.

Fox, given that it does better ratings than anything else on FS1.

Here's something loud, obnoxious, and repetitive, during which a siren goes off.

That's really cool how he got his face tattoo to extend into the space around him.

That's a misreading, if you ask me. Garber spoke for owners who want to spend the money to bring in USMNT stars. He's not helping Stan fucking Kroenke when he talks about how the best Americans can come here and not see a drop in their play; Stan Kroenke isn't interested in buying the best Americans.

I can't imagine why owners who benefit from having big-name American players would be upset with an influential figure suggesting they look beyond MLS just months before CBA negotiations with a union that features some of those exact players.

Bob Bradley got just as far in the WC as Klinsmann.

Does Ballmer have an abnormally long torso, or is he wearing that jersey as a dress?

London Falling