The NBA is going to have 3 owners left by this time next year.

"Knock knock"

This is business as usual for FIFA. But it's really going to sully the Cayman Islands' reputation as a haven of financial do-goodery.

Pete Prisco is upset that Nick Saban would resort to such gimmicky tactics.

What do you expect from them? They're not the Readskins.

The Panthers have finally taken control of their own state.

Comic sans is actually a pretty appropriate font for this. Kid's already better than Dan Gilbert. Give him a shot.

That name suggests Balotelli doesn't plan on staying for long.

Unfortunately, Dan Snyder wouldn't cover much of anything.

An oil company replaces a newspaper. A sign of the...well, you know.

Redwashing*

Personally, I assume most CEOs are dog kickers until proven otherwise.

As my girlfriend can attest, I don't.

McDonald should fry for this.

The face of someone who sees herself on the jumbotron when she's wanted for murder a few towns over.

You see this happen a lot, where a celebrity makes tons of money during their career, but for one reason or another, a decade or two later and they can't even afford to pay the Bills.

Yeah, probably best not to Dzok around like that.

I drink it for the taste.

I do not buy the hypothesis that games are too long. The average NFL game is 3 hours and 10 minutes, with 11 minutes of actual football. Compare that to an average of 3 hours and 3 minutes for baseball, with 18 minutes of gameplay.

He's at a preseason football game; the shirt's just redundant.