This is not what they mean when they talk about working your way up through the minors.

The FA Cup has nothing to do with it. UEFA's club coefficients are based on the last five years of European play. So Arsenal, which has made at least the Round of 16 in each of the last five years, is above City, which has only escaped the group stage once in that time.

"It was my niece. Don't know why I changed the gender, really."

See, what I got out of this is that they're cutting his show by half an hour.

Not surprised that the Dons bossed their opponents around.

*reads headline, starts to sweat*

Upon seeing Ben's picture, his father could only bring himself to say "bye son"

Leave it to a Christian school to start off with a big return

Rams PR exec: "Look at the bright side, fans. If we didn't force you to buy preseason tickets along with season tickets, you would have missed out on seeing Sam Bradford this year."

Willing to bet that Peyton was the swearinger of the two during that conversation.

Meanwhile, Isaac Methodman's career continues apace.

Later, on NFL Live, Mike Ditka added that Rushing should just tough it out. "I have severe brain damage and don't know where I am for most of the day, but you don't see me complaining."

I didn't think I'd say this, but having seen that he's come to this, I kinda feel bad for David Moyes.

Network.

Here's a white guy shooting at cops, arrested alive. http://www.dentonrc.com/local-news/loc…

If someone like you wants to avoid racism, you can just browse different websites. The author does not have that luxury.

I don't think anyone's going to interfere with your beer league softball.

Off the field, sure. But on the field? That's MLB's jurisdiction.

No other sport lets players "do what they want" by using tobacco products on the field

Serious note: between Tony Gwynn and Schilling, MLB and its players need to reassess their stance on chewing tobacco. Not that they didn't before, of course, but I hope that some good will come from stories like this.