Really, it works with anything.

“So, Phil, DeMuro tells me these things spend a lot of time in the shop. What’s your experience been? Did you buy the Extended Warranty?”

Well duh ... he’s a retriever.

Yeah, I don’t see him driving a Porsche. Maybe a Caddy would fit him better.

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

Fuck zoos.

Tyler Rogoway is one of the best writers on the entire Gawker/Kinja. Well researched, well written, thought provoking and informative material was always the case.

Hey Tyler, are you planning a special edition farewell post? Perhaps a greatest hits edition of stupid and/or funny FA comments, or any funny stories you have from covering the defense industry while working at Gawker?

Congrats on the move - will miss you here especially since this is one of the few places I generally can get out of the greys on! 😜

Even worse news: We only have 3 more days of Tyler. Godspeed to you and your fine journalism, good sir!

And she’ll do it under sniper fire

Exclusive footage of Nick Denton’s new role as “head” of Gakwer media:

“Two Corinthians walk into a bar...”

Actually shot on color film. A lovely British summer day.

Well, when you’re Russian your tank to the front lines, there’s no time for Stalin.

too bad the bus wasn’t transporting Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

You don’t consider this a failure?!