All the things the lawyers and brands see fit to print.

All it needs now is a god-emperor.

My Lancia Scorpion would do 85
Tore up its valve train, now I don’t drive...

All right KFC marketing department, you win!

The integrated All-Arrakis Radio receiver only plays baliset tunes. And the music of Sting.

Does it count as a “hey” if you’re asleep?

I love voooooolts!

My wife can have eyes in any color- as long as it’s black.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Baton needs to be used on owner’s head. What the hell, you stupid person?

Blackout curtains? Dude, pretty sure those are meat curtains.

I’m claiming the trademark: FibreGrass.

Props to her!

“Full autonomy can’t come soon enough”

It’s a damn shame the Koran doesn’t mention anything about shooting in portrait mode.

Black sweaters and ugly glasses for everyone!