I’m sure the majority of these were bought by the Sultan of Brunai and his brother Prince Jeffery

ok, where’s the pilot that dented my jet?

you might have crabs on your joystick

you go Donald , last time I said that to her I got a lamp thrown at me

Pop Pop, Christie Brinkley once gave Billy Joel a blowjob in this car , she did?

not even if you threw wedding night Melania in with the deal

keep drinking that DNC / Clinton kool-aid Alanis [ I know you won’t print this ]

how about a 25k gym membership because you look like crap for a 40 yo

look honey, we have matching jets

place comment here

Obama, just a minute

must have been a bad U-JOINT, they better put a LID on it

no place for side bolstering for this owner

this must be VW’s fix for tailpipe emissions , looks like their engineers are desperate to try anything

“spoiler alert”

ok, who let those bombers fly over my house?,tell me you know my aim ain’t good

don’t worry honey ,they’re only veterans

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