That's so awful we might have to call him Will.I.Am Shatner now.

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

"They'll think I'm Jake Ryan, not James Bond!"

Oh man, I woulda pissed myself if Howard had brought up Shoshanna Lonstein. 'Cause that would be kinda awkward..

One does not call him a clown, Torch.

Auric Goldfinger's RR phantom III, body made of gold used to bootleg bullion. how many other villians' cars were direct plot devices?

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

How can Jay stand to be near that piece of shit without telling him to go fuck himself? He's got enough money and his job at NBC is over. Telling Obama to suck America's dick would be the greatest thing he ever did.

According to KTVU in San Francisco, the driver's name was Flag Tu Bigg.