will be flown over Wall Street with the engines on AFTERBERN

I wonder what this would have sold for

and the Big Bopper and Richie Valances [ sic]

when the shit hits the fan and your’re alone in space this is the last voice you want to hear

much better outcome than Lynrd Skynrd ,Jim Croce, John Denver, or Buddy Holley

but he could have bought the hat from the jerk store

oh Johnnie , if Cindy does spin out of control you can always lean on me if you catch my drift

let no forget Melania, our new first lady [goldigger ho]

well now you can miss breakfast and be late for work

I asked my accountant

Let this be a lesson to all Mazda Miata owners - if you are dumb enough to buy this hideous car, we are dumb enough to jump through the top and dance on your seats. ‪#‎zoomzoom‬

in Russia dolphin flogs you

here is a shot of those dolphins on shore leave

click bait but if I build it I will have to delay it’s introduction for 2 or 3 or 5 years

and this is my new giant testicle implant

question, which clam-shell shelter is MH370 hiding under?

so basically if Donald Trump becomes president your warranty is voided