Then fine. What is it that fat folks should do? I used assloads of amphetamines, which worked. I sure as fuck don’t want to gain that weight back, because at 42, I’m not sure if I could lose it as easily as I did at 27. I’ve still got hypertension, because I had that way back when I was an underweight kid in 1980.

I can choose not to be black, or lesbian, or (technically) Jewish (non-practicing). Sammy Sosa, Lil’ Kim, infinite numbers of people (including our VP and Second Lady) have chosen not to be gay, and there are huge numbers of non-practicing Jews.

So was Trump. Your point?

I think we know it’s #YesAllMen, so...#DullSurprise

Wait, Parkway is considered elegant?

Root beer is pretty good, if it’s ice cold and you only have one (or two at the most) sips. Anything more and it just seems like really warm sugar water (even diet). Maybe the “hard” root beers are better, but I’m not wasting money on something that already tastes sketchy.

You still have no posts, yet sound very similar to other “libtard” bashers. #TrollsGonnaTroll

Boxing over the great Richard Boone?! Bolderdash!

Don’t you mean “Я бы сказал ей “Вот почему ты не стоишь на улице?”

Hey, “Clive!” I think you mean...

Okay, Mike Peter Watts ImnotsureaboutU Goldberg. You write fairly well for a trollbot. How do you type with such stubby fingers? What type of keyboard do you use?

Hey, “Mike!”

Hey, “Mike.”

Actually, I am, but guess what? It’s not 1992, I’m not too young to vote, and Bill Clinton (nor his wife!) is in office.

#HeyTroll

I swear it was the 198-something Academy Awards...

Holy. Shit.

I’ve been reading a lot of old newspapers lately, and I’m shocked how slowly the news got out. Elvis dying wasn’t in the August 16, 1977 newspaper, but the next day’s newspaper! Hell, some newspapers didn’t even have Kennedy’s assassination the same day! As much as I want to go back in time to see how things were…

There was the time Mickey Rooney didn’t want to leave the stage...what year was that? 1981?

We would, but...you’re a troll.