I think we know it’s #YesAllMen, so...#DullSurprise

Wait, Parkway is considered elegant?

Root beer is pretty good, if it’s ice cold and you only have one (or two at the most) sips. Anything more and it just seems like really warm sugar water (even diet). Maybe the “hard” root beers are better, but I’m not wasting money on something that already tastes sketchy.

You still have no posts, yet sound very similar to other “libtard” bashers. #TrollsGonnaTroll

Boxing over the great Richard Boone?! Bolderdash!

Don’t you mean “Я бы сказал ей “Вот почему ты не стоишь на улице?”

Hey, “Clive!” I think you mean...

Okay, Mike Peter Watts ImnotsureaboutU Goldberg. You write fairly well for a trollbot. How do you type with such stubby fingers? What type of keyboard do you use?

Hey, “Mike!”

Hey, “Mike.”

Actually, I am, but guess what? It’s not 1992, I’m not too young to vote, and Bill Clinton (nor his wife!) is in office.

#HeyTroll

I swear it was the 198-something Academy Awards...

Holy. Shit.

I’ve been reading a lot of old newspapers lately, and I’m shocked how slowly the news got out. Elvis dying wasn’t in the August 16, 1977 newspaper, but the next day’s newspaper! Hell, some newspapers didn’t even have Kennedy’s assassination the same day! As much as I want to go back in time to see how things were…

There was the time Mickey Rooney didn’t want to leave the stage...what year was that? 1981?

Ah, Reptilicus! MST3K finally got to it! (But of course I haven’t seen it yet.)

Nah, you’re not wired wrong. I just like looking. I’ve never babysat, knew anyone who asked me to babysit, or had any nieces or nephews to babysit. Looking at clothes and playing peekaboo is it. The first diaper I’m changing is an adult diaper! (Wait...that doesn’t sound good.)

Dang--the only ones I knew from that list were Namath, Bart Starr and Ken Stabler, who all played 15-25 years before I was born. The only one I knew from after I was born was Mike Shula. While I’m not a college football fan, I am (or was) an NFL fan, and those are still the only names I can remember. Where have all…

Aside from goofy eating challenges, the only thing I watch on YouTube are the “Making $$$ off my cute baby/toddler and yet somehow being able to afford a big ass house, a garage full of cars, and getting 10 million views” videos. I am a sucker for a chubby cheeked baby. Bonus points if its bald!