I’m not saying he should be raped. I’m saying he should learn to feel what it’s like to have MEN NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER.

Well, damn. I did too! #TheMoreYouKnow!

Yeah...that sham marriage thing? Ugh. If you’re going to be married to a man that screws everyone in front of your face and behind your back, maybe tone down the vitriol about others.

NO. No one ever liked Matt Lauer, and things only got worse when he cut his hair and looked like a janky, ugly Telly Savalas. There was just something about him that raised my hackles—he seemed like a perv, but who knew what a perv!

TBF, they should also get rid of the American flag because Trump.

Man, right now...I don’t even care about that last one. My sinuses are acting up and I didn’t get enough sleep. Gotta go sometime...

May you suffer more than anyone because of your viewpoint.

Yet you’re here...

So? And? Hell, Hitler liked dogs and was a vegetarian. Racists gonna racist, no matter if they have a few tokens.

Fine. I’m coming to where you work and throw crap. What? It’s my right!

We should.

The weird thing is, as the story goes—The Day the Clown Cried could’ve been a hell of a movie. Lewis wasn’t a slouch as a serious actor even as early as 1970, so I would’ve loved to see what he could make out of it.

Holy shit did I have to have a 2 track mind when listening to MJ. And Rachmaninoff. And Liszt. And Horowitz. Pretty much ALL the classical composers/pianists...

Franken shouldn’t have resigned...yet. Let them do the investigation, find out that one accuser may have been faked, but the rest were real, and get his ass out. Then get that bribey one out. Then the rest.

Huh. And here I thought it was Missouri (more specifically, St . Louis!)

A socialist Jew, no less. Ain’t no way that fucker was going to win.

Dammit, why didn’t I remember that?! It’s not like they didn’t reuse gags!

A strange question, but is your name an ingredient from a certain Fountain of Youth?

Amazing how sketchy those damn things always look. I’ve eaten pretty much all the cheap chips sold, but Rap Chips? Nah...

You been hittin’ the BOOZE again, robbobert?